Wobblers post about a mate eating pigeon poo reminded me…
….of a bet put to a punk friend of mine called Dean. We were at a rock bar a year or so ago when a mutual friend, Sam, offered Dean 3 pills if he licked and ate Sam’s snot off of the mirrored walls behind us (classy my mates you know).

A few of us were sat in the top deck of the Exchange pub in suspense whilst Dean considered his options and decided to go agree to the bet. To this Sam snooked up and spat out a massive greenie and spat it on the mirror.

As Dean looked at Sam’s vile gremmie slithering down the mirror I was sure he would back out but instead he said “Fuck It!”, marched up to the mirror and licked it all off and swallowed! I didn’t know whether to be proud or disgusted but either way I had to go and promptly be sick in the ladies loo’s.
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)