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Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.

What makes you think that you are getting old?

(, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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I don't like doing anything fun at all. I went and bought a computer game the other day. What did I get? MS Flight Simulator 2004. Why? Because it's really difficult.

I also stopped watching TV programs hoping to get a glimpse of muff, but now hope to get a glimpse of insight.

Not only do I stop drinking before I puke - I even stop drinking BEFORE I'M PISSED!

I go to bed before 10.30 most nights (I haven't done that since I was 9).

First question I ask my friends when we see each other after a while is 'Hey, where are you working now?'

My favourite films are turning up in the sale rack at HMV.

Apologies for length, but after all these years, everything's starting to stretch and droop and sag.

Edit: And getting up extra early so I can avoid the rush on the tube and have a seat all the way to work. Or am I confusing Old with Anal?
(, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 16:44, Reply)

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