Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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No Norks
Changes to my body
I wear push–up bras with extra padding and scaffolding because after breastfeeding 2 kids I have NOTHING left in the nork dept.
I had to remove my belly button ring when I got preggers. (Might have looked a bit tacky at 9 months).
Other Changes
When I say "Pull my finger" to my kids, they run away screaming.
I joined a gym.
I gave up smoking – which I LOVED.
I got life insurance.
I stopped smoking weed so it wouldn’t show up on the drug test for the life insurance.
Growing old sucks and I'm only 32
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 18:37, Reply)
Changes to my body
I wear push–up bras with extra padding and scaffolding because after breastfeeding 2 kids I have NOTHING left in the nork dept.
I had to remove my belly button ring when I got preggers. (Might have looked a bit tacky at 9 months).
Other Changes
When I say "Pull my finger" to my kids, they run away screaming.
I joined a gym.
I gave up smoking – which I LOVED.
I got life insurance.
I stopped smoking weed so it wouldn’t show up on the drug test for the life insurance.
Growing old sucks and I'm only 32
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 18:37, Reply)
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