Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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I recently turned 30...
Almost overnight, many things have changed:
1) Suddenly and inexplicably, I'm really into DIY. Not only do I actually own some tools now, I even know how to use them!
2) I no longer go the gym to work on my biceps - I go there because I worry about heart disease and an expanding waistline.
3) I have a bad back
4) I favour slip-on shoes over lace-ups, because bending over to tie laces is a right kerfuffle.
5) I am thinking about going to yoga or pilates and no longer consider these things solely for 'women and gays'.
6) I recently had to buy one of those nasal clipper machines because a jungle has started sprouting out of my nose. AAAAAGH!
( , Sat 30 Oct 2004, 1:36, Reply)
Almost overnight, many things have changed:
1) Suddenly and inexplicably, I'm really into DIY. Not only do I actually own some tools now, I even know how to use them!
2) I no longer go the gym to work on my biceps - I go there because I worry about heart disease and an expanding waistline.
3) I have a bad back
4) I favour slip-on shoes over lace-ups, because bending over to tie laces is a right kerfuffle.
5) I am thinking about going to yoga or pilates and no longer consider these things solely for 'women and gays'.
6) I recently had to buy one of those nasal clipper machines because a jungle has started sprouting out of my nose. AAAAAGH!
( , Sat 30 Oct 2004, 1:36, Reply)
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