Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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I lie in bed frightened of the loud bangs outside my window.Quivering in the sheets, all I can think of is queuing up to collect my pension and how someone might break in and steal it from me. Lying there I wonder what things were like in my day and I'll tell people about it tomorrow, pausing afterwards with the realisation that it actually is my day but then not voicing this realisation for fear of sounding even more stupid.
Tossing and turning worrying about how much the blue rinse will be for my monthly dye job I awake to find I'm lying in a pool of piss, stinking of beery vomit and I'm late for work again.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 Oct 2004, 23:08,
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