Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Oh deary deary me
I'm 28 and spend most of my time hobbling around like a pensioner cos I've developed a pile. Yes, singular.
I am now so bloody decrepit that I've had to give up kebabs and chilli cos my arse spouts blood like a harpooned porpoise if I eat them.
And if I go out on the piss without eating? Well, let's just say my kecks end up looking like Sharon Tate's living room after Mr Charlie visited :(
EDIT: Oh, and I've just listened to that new Kings of Leon track and realised the riff is lifted straight from a Kenickie song.
Mentioned this proudly to a colleague who had never heard of them. They were too young.
1995. They were 9 when the Great Lost Pop Band of the 90's put out their first album, and I started uni. For fucking hell's sake.
*Sorts vinyl collection*
( , Wed 3 Nov 2004, 16:49, Reply)
I'm 28 and spend most of my time hobbling around like a pensioner cos I've developed a pile. Yes, singular.
I am now so bloody decrepit that I've had to give up kebabs and chilli cos my arse spouts blood like a harpooned porpoise if I eat them.
And if I go out on the piss without eating? Well, let's just say my kecks end up looking like Sharon Tate's living room after Mr Charlie visited :(
EDIT: Oh, and I've just listened to that new Kings of Leon track and realised the riff is lifted straight from a Kenickie song.
Mentioned this proudly to a colleague who had never heard of them. They were too young.
1995. They were 9 when the Great Lost Pop Band of the 90's put out their first album, and I started uni. For fucking hell's sake.
*Sorts vinyl collection*
( , Wed 3 Nov 2004, 16:49, Reply)
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