Joe Scaramanga and I bumped into each other at the tube station one evening.
We'd both had shit days at our respective places of work, and decided that repairing to the pub was the most sensible plan.

We got in, sat down, and over several pints proceeded to discuss:

A: How the pop charts were full of shit.

B: How kids today have no respect.

C: The difference between our respective mortgage agreements.

... and then we compared mobile 'phones.

Looking over his shoulder, Joe said "You see that? That was my youth. Just leaving."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40, 2 replies)

Ah Vagabond
The thing that really ages you, and me, is that we use an apostrophe in front of 'phone, 'bus and 'plane.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:22, closed)

I'd like to think it simply demonstrates our good education
Which also ages us!!!!111!!!one!!! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:03, closed)