What?!
Oh wait - you assumed cause I work in an oldies home that I'm a carer (a noble and compassionate vocation).
You fucking numpty. Could I possibly be doing something else in an oldies home other than caring.
My god, if it wasn't so funny it'd be sad.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:24, 2 replies)

He's referring to your vocation I think?

( Ken Oath, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:29, closed)

Dunno, given your low intellect and obesity levels you're clearly more than cut out to be a carer.
We'll discount management, so I suppose that leaves you wiping up shit from the toilet and the incontinence bins or you spend all day sat on your fat arse reading the adventures of spot the dog to people whacked on risperidone as 'activities champion'.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:50, closed)

You're just angling to fill the vacant position after your last carer quit

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:02, closed)

Whoops.
You missed out on me replacing light fittings, fitting new taps, putting screws in walls to hold up pictures and generally making the facility safe.
Fuck me, your world-view is very narrow and slanted - ever thought of getting a campaign manager & going into politics?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:15, closed)