I remember...
white crumbly dog turds.
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:01, 7 replies)

and Spangles & Texan bars do doubt

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:08, closed)

heh. rentaghost, eh?
that was MAD.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:22, closed)

Oh yes
Dog turds today just don't taste the same, do they?
(Rsoles, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:10, closed)

I don't actually care what colour they are
.. but somehow I really need to know why they aren't consistent. You'd expect something as straightforward as poop to have a timeless quality.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:26, closed)

People used to feed their dogs lots of bones.
The calcium made their poo white.

Now, not so much.

(SCIENCE!)
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:06, closed)

You don't see many of them these days. It's like they've all dried up...
(vodders last downloaded improbably arousing pornography on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:27, closed)

I last saw one in 1978 and i'm genuinely proud i can remember how they wouldnt stay on the end of the stick when you chased your best mates sister round the garden unless you poured water on it and let it soak for a while first.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:54, closed)