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Drimble asks: When was it last brought home to you just how old you're getting? We last asked this in 2004, and you're eight years older now. Eight. Years.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24)
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How about thinking you have finished straining the spuds and shook the bugger dry yet still managing to piss down your leg little bit when you pop the monster back in the cave.
Never used to happen before.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:08, 11 replies)
You can always get around that
By peeing in the shower.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:06, closed)
With my knees I'm lucky if I make it to the shower.

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:34, closed)
Waterworks can fuck right off.
I've taken to painfully squeezing out a bit of blood every day. It still takes weeks to get an appointment with the urologist.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:37, closed)
Useless info that wont ever leave your brain
The 1979 Not the 9 O'clock news dictionary word for that is a Wembley
"The last drop that no matter how hard you shake , always runs down your trouser leg"
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 10:14, closed)
The Meaning of Liff version
Is "Wimbledon".
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:27, closed)
I have the answer!
Recently discovered that there is a slightly s-shaped kink in a gentleman's urethra that is responsible for holding onto this few ml of piss, and then releasing it a few minutes later.
There's a technique for 'milking' this naughty reservoir you can subtly do at the urinal. Involves a couple of firm strokes forward from a spot behind your balls.
Either google for it, or I can pop over and milk you dry!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:28, closed)

Would i have to buy you dinner first?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:29, closed)
how many times
do you get up for a pee in the night?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:15, closed)

I dont.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:36, closed)
just changes the sheets every morning

(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:12, closed)

whoah, steady on old chap thats too much like hard work.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:01, closed)

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