waterworks
How about thinking you have finished straining the spuds and shook the bugger dry yet still managing to piss down your leg little bit when you pop the monster back in the cave.
Never used to happen before.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:08, 11 replies)

You can always get around that
By peeing in the shower.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:06, closed)

With my knees I'm lucky if I make it to the shower.

(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:34, closed)

Waterworks can fuck right off.
I've taken to painfully squeezing out a bit of blood every day. It still takes weeks to get an appointment with the urologist.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:37, closed)

Useless info that wont ever leave your brain
The 1979 Not the 9 O'clock news dictionary word for that is a Wembley
"The last drop that no matter how hard you shake , always runs down your trouser leg"
( hyperspacial puggling, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 10:14, closed)

The Meaning of Liff version
Is "Wimbledon".
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:27, closed)

I have the answer!
Recently discovered that there is a slightly s-shaped kink in a gentleman's urethra that is responsible for holding onto this few ml of piss, and then releasing it a few minutes later.
There's a technique for 'milking' this naughty reservoir you can subtly do at the urinal. Involves a couple of firm strokes forward from a spot behind your balls.
Either google for it, or I can pop over and milk you dry!
( joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:28, closed)

Would i have to buy you dinner first?
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:29, closed)

how many times
do you get up for a pee in the night?
(AndySpanners not working too hard on, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 14:15, closed)

I dont.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 15:36, closed)

just changes the sheets every morning

(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:12, closed)

whoah, steady on old chap thats too much like hard work.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 15:01, closed)