Fine, I won't call you
About a month ago I called a girl I'd met through friends to arrange a date, she didn't answer the phone so I sent a text message. I didn't think too much of it, but the topic came up in conversation today.

Her reaction was: "Yeah, that was weird… I ignored the call. Why didn't you just text me? Next thing I know you'll be sending me a telegram. I mean, what would you even have SAID?"

21 year olds…
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:46, 6 replies)

If there's one thing to be said for texts, emails and chat rooms
it's that they've made sex a possibility for the socially inept.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:12, closed)

Or, as it's usually referred to on the charge sheet,
date rape.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:37, closed)

You sent her a text,
and she wanted to know why you didn't text her?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:40, closed)

She wanted to know why
I tried to call at all, rather than texting by default.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:02, closed)

Daft cow.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:25, closed)

You actually wanted to TALK to her?
That's so rapey.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:54, closed)