I have no inkling
of what pleasure is to be gained by saying "Woop! Woop!" when on the telephone.

I am irritated by the fact that Chicago Rock Cafés are neither in Chicago, don't play any rock and are not cafés.

I have no desire to own a Superdry branded jacket.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:27, 4 replies)

I have an overwhelming desire
To throw my pint over anyone wearing anything 'superdry'
(Fridgy, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:52, closed)

I saw a woman wearing one last week
Not the sort of thing I thought she'd want to advertise...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 7:17, closed)

I saw a massively obese woman
wearing a 'fat face' top

I nearly choked on my pint
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:35, closed)

I regularly see the
Untermenschen of the world with White Stuff all over their sweat-tops.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:30, closed)