I sometimes think I was born aged 55
I like cricket, and tea, and the Telegraph cryptic crossword. I don't care for pubs where I can't sit down and the music is too loud. And I don't understand Facebook.

However, at least I came to that realisation back in my 20's, when, upon drunk with a couple of friends, and they, with the devil-may-care attitude of youth, suggested that being young, single, drunk and within staggering distance of a double bed might be a good excuse for a threesome, I declined with the genuine excuse of...

"Actually, they're excavating the grounds of Coventry Cathedral on Time Team and I'd really like to watch it..."

There's no hope.

*tucks in tartan blanket and pops on the Antiques Roadshow*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:47, 2 replies)

So ... fancy a threesome?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:52, closed)

*checks tv guide*
sorry...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:59, closed)