barbers
When you go to get a haircut and when theyve finished you dread when they bring out the mirror and show you how neatly they have trimmed the back but with a quick flick of the wrist speedily sweep past showing you the top of the back of your head so as to not freak you out at your barren crown. Also last time I was in th baber asked me if I had hair plugs. I have no idea what he meant, but took it as an insult and havent had a haircut in 2 years. Fuck it, it pisses off folk that a 40 year old has long hair, looking forward to going full 'hogan'
(liquidspanner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:48, 4 replies)

Hairplugs
Aren't they the things where hair in transplanted into your scalp. Also known as "doll hair".

You were right to be insulted but couldn't just have found another barber?
(BearWithLittleBrain, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:33, closed)

I doubt it pissed people off.
They're just disgusted by your revolting appearance and lack of self-respect.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:41, closed)

I have never worked out why they do that anyway.
Ever hear anyone say anything except 'Yeah, it's fine'?

Same as people trying wine in a restaurant. Yeah, it's fine. It's a £7 bottle of piss, what were you expecting?
(username failed moderation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:57, closed)

Full Hogan? Noooo you shoul go the route of Terry Nutkins and Mick Miller
(Official Sarc, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:13, closed)