
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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When I was about 18 and my little brother was about 5 I was taking him to the shops. We stopped at the side of the road before crossing. I took his hand in mine and, without thinking, said "Quick March!"
He looked at me and said "That's what Mummy says."
Dammit.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)
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