Turning into your parents
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I am turning into a parent
and I can pinpoint the exact moment. It will be tomorrow, when I get my new baby. If you click 'I like this' I might call it B3ta.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04, 7 replies)
and I can pinpoint the exact moment. It will be tomorrow, when I get my new baby. If you click 'I like this' I might call it B3ta.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04, 7 replies)
Wrong.
When you get your baby you will first turn into a zombie, unable to tell night from day and find yourself watching mind-numbing films on ITV2+1 at 3 am (how many times have they shown Alien vs Predator in the last year?).
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:13, closed)
When you get your baby you will first turn into a zombie, unable to tell night from day and find yourself watching mind-numbing films on ITV2+1 at 3 am (how many times have they shown Alien vs Predator in the last year?).
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:13, closed)
You've got a good way
to get a lot of clicks.
A baby named B3ta would be fantastic.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)
to get a lot of clicks.
A baby named B3ta would be fantastic.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)
you will also discover how refreshing tiny little micro sleeps are
and that shit doesnt smell so bad when its from your own baby
good luck
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)
and that shit doesnt smell so bad when its from your own baby
good luck
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)
Whatever name you choose...
Put lots of thought into it...
Don't just go rushing willy nilly into picking a name, because they'll be stuck with it.
Believe me, I know.
*Rues the day he decided on the username 'Pooflake'*
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:34, closed)
Put lots of thought into it...
Don't just go rushing willy nilly into picking a name, because they'll be stuck with it.
Believe me, I know.
*Rues the day he decided on the username 'Pooflake'*
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:34, closed)
Spanky's
a fine name for a sprog...
good luck with the birth, mate.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:30, closed)
a fine name for a sprog...
good luck with the birth, mate.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:30, closed)
Wow!
Your life will *never* be the same again.
Good luck and remember routine is good.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, closed)
Your life will *never* be the same again.
Good luck and remember routine is good.
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, closed)
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