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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I am turning into a parent
and I can pinpoint the exact moment. It will be tomorrow, when I get my new baby. If you click 'I like this' I might call it B3ta.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04, 7 replies)
Click!
Although Spikeypickle is a much nicer name ;0)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:07, closed)
Wrong.
When you get your baby you will first turn into a zombie, unable to tell night from day and find yourself watching mind-numbing films on ITV2+1 at 3 am (how many times have they shown Alien vs Predator in the last year?).
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:13, closed)
You've got a good way
to get a lot of clicks.

A baby named B3ta would be fantastic.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)
you will also discover how refreshing tiny little micro sleeps are
and that shit doesnt smell so bad when its from your own baby

good luck
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19, closed)
Whatever name you choose...

Put lots of thought into it...

Don't just go rushing willy nilly into picking a name, because they'll be stuck with it.

Believe me, I know.

*Rues the day he decided on the username 'Pooflake'*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:34, closed)
Spanky's
a fine name for a sprog...

good luck with the birth, mate.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:30, closed)
Wow!
Your life will *never* be the same again.

Good luck and remember routine is good.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, closed)

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