Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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HmmI’m turning into my father.
Example – Mullered says to father… ‘Whilst it was inevitable, you’d think that one Luke Skywalker/Vader pun story would be enough for the latest QOTW’
Father: ‘Aye son, but the world is full of unfunny cunts… anyway, I know what you are getting for Christmas’
Mullered. ‘Hmm, are you sure?’
Father. ‘ Yes my son’
Mullered ‘ Okay – but how do you know what I’m getting for Christmas’
Father ‘Have faith my young warrior’
Mullered ‘Is this going to be some sort of ‘I’ve felt your presence’ type jokes?’
Father ‘I went shopping with your mother you stupid cunt’
Mullered
(Going back to the pub)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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Young SkywalkerGot a genuine LOL, as I was expecting "because I felt your presents"
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