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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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It's not an Equator
it's a plimsoll line.

She's had so many sailors inside her that the queen christened her HMS Salty.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:00, 1 reply)
Fair enough so
But she still affects the Earth's orbit in a clear and measurable manner.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:01, closed)
That she does
why else would the earth keep spinning on it's axis?
She's a counterbalance, without her life on Earth would cease to exist.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:03, closed)
So...
Your Mum is the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:05, closed)
Ha!

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:27, closed)

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