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This is a question Turning into your parents

Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Start smoking and drinking.
It's clearly the cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:08, 2 replies)
^ This
Manning the fuck up may also help.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:10, closed)
But I can't
I'm a laaaaady.

Well, I could, but I can't afford the op.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:15, closed)
I agree, it works.
And if you only drink vodka and smoke Marlboro Reds you'll get mutant-like healing abilities.
(firestormviper!!1 approaching god through cigarettes, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:15, closed)

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