just like my dad
I've started to moan about everything.
I hate modern footballers but love the game. I'm trying to play as much as possible before my hips/knees give out.
I sit in alone on haloween with the lights off and the curtains closed with a few cans and the discovery channel on.
I sit in alone on new years eve with the lights off and the curtains closed with a few cans and discovery channel on.
I'm a huge Fred Dibnah fan and have taken to drinking bitter but this has sealed it... I tell really shit jokes over and over.

A man walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm he says the the barman "Do you do fishcakes?"
The barman says "no."
To which the man replies "That's a shame, it's his birthday."

ah well, at least he still thinks drawing knobs are funny at the age of 47.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Fri 1 May 2009, 5:56, Reply)