Bad news, good news
The bad news is that I've inherited my dad's tendancy to drink and smoke far too much and like him I am absolutely shit with money.

The good news is that unlike him, I've never hit my wife.
(Capo, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:44, 7 replies)

Your dad hit your wife?
I hope you hit him back, the c*nt.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:57, closed)

Oops
Avoidance of ambiguity FAIL
(Capo, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:02, closed)

Don't worry
there's still time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:18, closed)

No way
Didn't happen too often but memories remain vivid.

The last time it happened I was at home and managed to get myself between them sharpish. At this point I was 21, six foot one and in the TA.

He never hit her again.
(Capo, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:27, closed)

me
let me hit your fucking pig of a wife
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:07, closed)

swine flu
they call it
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, closed)

hah
.
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:11, closed)