Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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The terrible thing about itis that all my baby batter has to shoot up zee cervix - no more facials, boob moisturising, and definately, DEFINATELY, no more anal...
...I'd better get my beloved up the duff soon, otherwise I might loose my deviant edge...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23,
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in my experiencewoman experience a very horny phase during pregnancy, that involves most types of lurid behaviour. Big, pendulous boobies to mash and after the big event, you can slake your thirst from the teat during the more vigourous bouts of clam bashing. Breast milk has a very particular taste, not altogether unpleasant i may add. Plus she gets the opportunity to spray her white juice all over your face
squirt squirt
The down side is that, brand new babies and stretched and torn grot-slots, do not make for adventurous sex, in fact it makes for none at all.
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