Turning into your parents
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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The kids are alright
Around my brother's house the other day, I was trying to entertain my niece. Without fail, I found that I ended up just reciting the same things my mother had said/sung to me all those years ago...
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
And THIS little piggy went "wee wee wee"... and started a pandemic.
Topical jokes are wasted on 2-year-olds.
( , Sat 2 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)
Around my brother's house the other day, I was trying to entertain my niece. Without fail, I found that I ended up just reciting the same things my mother had said/sung to me all those years ago...
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
And THIS little piggy went "wee wee wee"... and started a pandemic.
Topical jokes are wasted on 2-year-olds.
( , Sat 2 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)
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