Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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IdiotsSo my parents got divorced. Big deal! *yawn* happens all the time. Then they got married again. Then they divorced again. Shit even I knew the 2nd time was a bad idea and I was 12. Now I've been married once and had that annuled. The Credit crunch, bovine flu and lack of sex were contributing factors. I'll be fucked if I marry the same bint twice. Seriously, you can't make this shit up. Mum and Dad I love you dearly, but I'll be burned alive with sulphuric acid and a blow torch before I marry again.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 21:56, Reply)
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