Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Shitting myself.Whilst pondering whether to buy green or red grapes in Tesco I felt a nice fart brewing, quick strain and 'uhoh' hot and squirty. I clenched my buttocks and did a mincing pas de deux out to the car. The sensation of it squishing around on a bumpy road is interesting. Now something has changed, before I would relish a good fart, it runs in our family, but now when I feel like one I tentatively let it out hoping it's just a smell.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:36,
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