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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

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(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Shitting myself.
Whilst pondering whether to buy green or red grapes in Tesco I felt a nice fart brewing, quick strain and 'uhoh' hot and squirty. I clenched my buttocks and did a mincing pas de deux out to the car. The sensation of it squishing around on a bumpy road is interesting. Now something has changed, before I would relish a good fart, it runs in our family, but now when I feel like one I tentatively let it out hoping it's just a smell.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

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