Ginger Cat Story No.2
I was in Bristol about a month ago, being taken round some of the fine drinking establishments the city has to offer.

Now, in one pub, they have a big, fat ginger cat. He's awesome, and hilariously shaped. I've seen fat cats before, but this one isn't your normal bloated moggy: he's actually pear-shaped. Basically the cat has a beer gut.

Chatting to one of the locals, it turns out said cat wanders/wobbles along the bar and drinks the spillage from the Guinness tap. Yep, the cat has a huge beer gut from his drinking habit.

GUINNESS: Makes you fat, turns your shit black and makes your cat a pear-shaped orange drunkard.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:12, 3 replies)

Awesome
Which pub was this?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:51, closed)

I think it was the Micawber
All I can really say to narrow it down is "it's a little way up a hill, which leads onto another hill."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:39, closed)

Hehehehe
That cat's got a Guinness habit? I live just at the top of that first hill, was in Micawbers pretty much every day of the ashes this summer.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:16, closed)