AssauIt charge? Yes Please!
I was mercilessly picked on from day one at high school - was I the ginger? Was I Fuck.

The miserable fire haired mole had red pubic head hair all the way past her fat ass. made every day a living hell. Never found out why; I wasnt anything special at school, never said boo etc etc etc

I hear shes a cop now, If I saw her in the street (and I pray for the day) I will GLADLY smash her face in. Cop or not, thats an assualt charge I will have tattoed on me and engraved on my headstone.

Fuck Karma, Im Gonna Give Whats Coming To Her.

BTW her name is KATE
(how did I make it past childhood, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:50, 12 replies)

I'm glad I know her name...
Capital letters should only be used repeatedly in an acronym or successive proper nouns.

Miserable? It sounds like the ginger was quite cheerful; you seem to have been the miserable one. By the way, you seem to imply gingers should have their lives made miserable. Why?

Pubic head hair? Quick, call a biologist, we have a new discovery! Pubic hair and head hair are from different parts of the body. Perhaps you mean her head hair was as coarse and curly as pubic hair? And what do you mean it was all the way past her fat ass? Did she have long hair? Or was she covered in it, like a monkey?

You never asked why you were picked on? She never pointed it out (most bullies love to highlight perceived flaws on victims)? You never said boo? Perhaps you should have stood up for yourself.

If you pray for the day, why not go to her police station and hit her? It'll save the taxpayer money in transporting you to the cells, as well as allowing you to GLADLY smash her face in. However, if you didn't have the courage to look after yourself at school I would be amazed if you had the nerve to attack her as an adult, especially as she's police. She may have grown up; often kids who didn't get on become friends in adult life.

Why would you have a criminal offence tattooed (please note spelling of tattooed) on you, or on your headstone? Why would you let a petty assault define your appearance and life (death)?

Karma - this is a biggy. Karma is essentially where the universe and fates allow people to reap what they sow. If KATE (is capitalisation necessary?) was awful to you, Karma will ensure she has her turn as a victim. You clearly Aren't Gonna Do Anything except commit crimes against grammar and whinge like a little bitch.

My guess is you're a late-teens Septic, probably an emo, with poor social skills and a McJob.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:18, closed)

my friend had a BOOB Mc Job
changed her quarter pounders into Big Macs.

(I know how much you like the capitals, so that was just for you)
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:29, closed)

Hahaha
I like the idea...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:33, closed)

disasterprone,
that was noticeably annoying.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:39, closed)

you would know, being an expert on annoying
you're still a cunt, even after 4 years.

I recently took you off ignore to see if you'd developed any skills outside the puns, but it seems not.

I don't know what it is about you (prob the unpleasant gazzes all that time ago) but I really do dislike you. I'm a calm man, but I just have a desire to see you bleed.

*re-ignores*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:50, closed)

"You never asked why you were picked on"
is a statement, not a question, nor is "She never pointed it out".

"You clearly Aren't Gonna Do Anything except" should only have the Y capitalised.

I could go on but I'm bored now. You get the general idea.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:34, closed)

No
It's a question. Hence the question mark.
She never pointed it out? is also a question.

You can tell this, again, from the question mark. Had it been a statement I would have employed a full top. One of the marvels of punctuation is that it allows multiple meanings to be inferred from the same words.

You missed the point with the final bit.

If we're reduced to this, it's a sign that we need a new qotw!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:50, closed)

Hahahahahaha
No. Still - good luck with it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:54, closed)

What do you think then?
Will we get one off the suggestion board, or another dodgy one?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:58, closed)

Kate eh?
Similarly, for anyone wishing to gain access to my pin number; there is a 5 in it.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 7:50, closed)

I'm amazed
You made it past childhood
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:51, closed)

She sounds hot
Did she have breasts?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:58, closed)