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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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"Never pass up the chance for a pee"
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:47, 2 replies)
Every woman I know follows this rule.
I'm convinced women want to pee in every toilet they see, me included. (As in, I follow this rule too, not that I'm a toilet women want to pee in.)

However, it has done me well! Certainly compared to some menfolk I know who have ended up missing the ends of cinema films/having to find some AWFUL public toilets/have had to hold it in until it hurts/ect.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 0:11, closed)
Oh yes
even on the overnight Budapest to Krakow train, where the single metal lavatory pan had been painted black to disguise the rust and the paint had long since worn off and the fixed seat was missing, leaving four lethally-sharp screwheads sticking up, and was floor was swimming in water and you had to wedge a foot against the door to keep it closed.

My mate took one look and said 'I'm not using THAT!'

'You'll learn', I thought.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 11:06, closed)

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