Good AdviceMy pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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2 quick ones before bedwhen having a widdle if you piss on the toilet seat wait until you've finished to wipe it up or you will end up pissing all over your hand.
I was out in the pub having a few beers in the pub I got talking to an elderly chap of 82. When we were leaving he imparted the best advice I've ever heard "Lads, don't get old. It's fucking shit." Beautiful in it's simplicity.
length, well you can see why I've never had a girlfriend.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 3:16, Reply)
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