Scat porn.
Okay, so me and my new boyfriend didn't get together in the best of ways. By that I mean I was (still am) married and he's kinda my husbands (well not so much now) best mate...well while I was with my husband we were falling for each other and realising what a bad situation it was, did the decent thing and tried to put each other off of each other.

We did this by telling each other all our bad habits. We were being mainly serious but our natural way with each other is to joke, so he added he liked a bit of the old midget porn, I said I didn't mind as I was quite partial to a bit of scat. Anyways, we fall in love, I leave hubby, we get together.

Now I should also mention that I tend to chat a little bit to the lovely people of b3ta on /talk (hello you lot). Anyway sometimes we get a bit kerrrrazy on there and do really wild things, one time we were all searching IMDB for funny words or phrases to see what hilarious titled films there were out there. Cue the bloke with the telescopic penis film etc etc...anyways me being me types in scat, don't think anything came up, so I didn't think anymore about it. Gone, forgotten...but it's not is it? Gone I mean.

So a few weeks later, i'm sat here, with me new (and gorgeous) fella and we're posting on b3ta (we are that hardcore) and generally browsing the internet. We end up on IMDB looking for a film, a film that started with an 'S'. So I start typing, leaving the auto complete to proudly display my recent search of scat. Cue boyfriend with very loud girlish giggles (near on asthma attack kinda scale) and much pointing and more laughing.

Now he seems a bit concerned as to whether I am actually into scat or not, nearly everytime we meet scat is mentioned. He's still wondering now...

I apologise for length, but lets face it you didn't read it all anyway.
( diffy maybs, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:08, Reply)