gonorrhea
Just to set the scene:

I had been suffering from increasingly agonising pissing for a few days, and I was beginning to get worried about the whole thing. I went to the doctor and told him about it and then he started asking personal questions along the lines of 'you haven't been sticking it anywhere you shouldn't have you?' (his exact words). By this, I assumed he meant up someone's arse, which I had in fact been doing recently, but I resented the implication, so of course I said 'no I haven't' (I should have probably proudly hailed that I had, but that's just not me). He prescribed me some anti-bs and I went on my merry way. Anyway, things just started getting worse, and pissing started to feel like passing battery acid and on top of that I was getting some discharge. The discharge first occured one morning while i staying at a mates house, and I immeditaly got the fear and started looking up gonorrhea on his computer. When it turned I hadn't got all the symptons I breathed a sign of relief, shut down the computer and again went on my merry way.

When it had all cleared up, I told my mate about my water infection and he said suspected something was wrong when he loaded google and found three different spellings of the word gonorrhea in his google search bar. I said that it must have been his girlfriend searching for it, but I don't think he bought it.
(crumbs, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 18:32, Reply)