My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Suddenly started remembering tons of theseOn the network in my hall of residence in 1st year it was clear quite a lot of people didn't know how the network worked, as they left all their files open to sharing. Cue incredibly slow computers for these people as everyone helped themselves to all their music and films that were any good.
One girl found her computer unbearably slow so she took a lot of music off it (halfway through my taking some of it off her as well), but still it wouldn't speed up. She eventually discovered that it was because she'd left her whole hard drive open for viewing for the whole network, including the massive collection of nude photos someone had taken of her, which revealed everything.
What I found most weird was that I was in the year below her at school and recognised a few pictures with her ex in the background, a guy who was in my year, who I had always associated with the word 'cunt' anyway.
She was a really nice shy person though, which made talking to her afterwards even more embarassing.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 0:48, Reply)
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