Autocomplete horror
When I did my music degree, I did a dissertation on a French composer called Olivier Messiaen. This meant that my cruddy GCSE French skills needed improving but I could not afford private tuition. Step forward an amateur conductor I had done gigs for in the past whose day job was as a French and Spanish teacher, who offered to teach me for free. I thought this was a bit weird, but was in no position to turn down his offer. Every weekend I went round his house and he took me through the finer points of French grammar. All went swimmingly. He had even entered me to take an A level at the school at which he taught. One week, my computer had died a few days ago and so I asked if I could use his to check my email. As soon as I typed in "www", autocomplete helpfully filled in www.topheavyamateurs.com/

I'm a 30F. Did I also mention that he was 53 years old? And hideously ugly? And prone to heavy breathing?

I never did take that A level.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:30, Reply)