My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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The Bank Statement of Revelations, Ch 6And so it came to pass that Plyck worked in an Internet Café
And he did aid those in need of assistance, for they were many.
One morning an aged couple came to him and said:
"Lo! Here is our bank statement, and we are sorely vexed
For there are payments hereupon which we do not recognise
And there is naught but a web address as a reference
Canst thou enlighten us?"
And Plyck entered the web address into the address box
And subscription-only porn did appear upon the monitor
And the couple sayeth:
"All is now made clear to us.
Our own beloved son useth the Internet and clearly hast borrowed our credit card without permission"
And lo, the son was 47 and still lived with his parents.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:33, Reply)
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