internet explorer ruined my marriage!
Don’t panic it's not a daily mail headline.

Some years ago I found myself newly married to what I believed to be a delightful young lady. (Important clarification point, she was indeed a woman, just not very nice) and as course as we were now married and she had me firmly trapped in her web she had developed a permanent headache and my balls were taking on watermelon like proportions.

So being the healthy active young male that I am, I turned to the internet to provide mw with he stress relief I sorely needed. Being reasonably paranoid I took the effort to clean up the cookies and IE's history.

But as I soon realised I had failed to clean up all traces of my illicit fwappage. Cue one very tearful and shouty phone call from my wife after IE has thoughtfully auto completed the Url she was typing and presented her with a face full of lady bits (so to speak)

Well sooner than you can say ouch stop hitting me (ok 2 months actually, but that doesn't have the same ring) I was out the door and single again, with nothing but the bruises on my back, the clothes I stood up in and the pair of shoes she threw at my head.

Still you've got to laugh.
( Rhubarb_Triangle, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 21:16, Reply)