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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Curse of the Big Gay BearMy friends and I go on an annual camping trip, and each year a t-shirt is designed to commemorate the occasion.
Well a couple of years back, one of my friends decided his t-shirt would be based around the maxim "does a bear shit in the woods". After a quick Google, an appropriate image was discovered - namely the Charmin Ultra mascot.
Said picture was of a cartoon bear dancing in the woods, and quickly became known as the 'big gay bear'.
Once the photographs of our trip were uploaded to my website, with an appropriate caption, I began to notice a growing trend of hits to the site. In fact in 2004 a good 83% of hits to my site were from the search term "Gay Bear', naively I looked up this up in Google and was delighted to find my website on the first page.
Then I noticed my fellow page one hits.
Take my advice, never set up a website, and use the words Big Gay Bear and leave a guestbook with an e-mail address. Also, whatever you do, don't mention in the meta data that the site also contains photos of drunk blokes pissing around, and photos of the various motorbikes that you've owned, as well as camping trips.
Just don't.
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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 22:20,
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