Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Eddie Izzard's good analogy for all my attempts at forming relationships..."And then I had to chat up girls and I had never used my vocal ability to chat up girls, and when your voice is breaking it's very hard! It's going, "Why, Susan, I really kind of fancy you. I saw you in the playground."
I had to chat up girls and I'd only tagged them before and I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, "Susan, I saw you in the classroom today. As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.' "
But no. At 13, you're just going, " 'ello, Sue. I've got legs. Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. Bye! I love you!""
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 8:51, 2 replies)
...and I was doing splashy splashyand she was doing splashy splashy back, and I thought, I'm in here!
I love Eddie Izzard *clicks*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:45, closed)
"Do you want a cup of coffee?""Je suis le president de Burundi."
Classic.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:36, closed)
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