Welsh Grandmother
Completely bonkers, religious nut-case and a teetotaller.

Pulled me aside when I was 14 having had a glass of wine with my dinner.

"You do realise you're going to burn in hell? You're going to BURN"

Thanks Gran.
( rofl harris, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:24, 4 replies)

Yeah, but
You are, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:00, closed)

Seriously though, "heaven" is a bit of an oxymoron if you can't even get a decent pint there!

( rofl harris, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, closed)

It's the high alcohol content in the wine, y'see.
Makes you very flammable. As a spirits man I'm probably going to be nibbling Satan's clagnuts till Judgment Day.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:35, closed)

Yeah, Jesus hated wine, didn't he? Apart from the commanding his followers to drink it and all that.
(johnson, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:25, closed)