GrandparentsMy awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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Your gran drew yanks for bisto?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34,
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Oh, I read 'drew them on' as 'tempted them'I just assumed she rubbed it on her lady bits.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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I take it you've never heard of the practice of drawing stockings on their legs with gravy then?With an eyeliner line up the back
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Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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Your grantook eyeliner up the back?
Was 'eyeliner' the nickname of the look out?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38,
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No it's what he called his cock.When he stuck it up her botty.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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Yes, but that's boring - tell us about your gran sucking off lots of American men in exchange for gravy.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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Well, the gravy's pretty much guaranteed,Especially if she took her teeth out first.
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I think taking the gravy back to share with her familywas abit much though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48,
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Unfortunatly my gran is only 70so didn't suck off any yanks in WWII.
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Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48,
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Hey man! You don't know man! You don't know!She was there man! She was there in the shit! With the grunts man!
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Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:59,
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Two grans one cup?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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