My dad has never got on with my mum's mother.
To be fair, she's always been a bit of a bitch to him, but I'm getting off topic here. My dad used to call her a witch, and told me that she had a broomstick propped up next to her back door. As a wide eyed five year old, with a broken leg at the time, I was eager to see if this was really true.

However on leaving after one visit, I was disappointed to see that there was no broomstick by the back door. So as I was carried from the house, I bellowed at the top of my lungs 'GRANDMA HASN'T GOT A BROOMSTICK, DAD!' According to my mother, my dad all but threw me into the backseat of the car to shut me up.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)