GrandparentsMy awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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misogynismMy grandfather used to love to point out how we'd made "washing for Christine" (our mum) and how "Christine will clear it up" when we made a mess.
It turned out later that Granddad was pretty good for chat up tips for women. My favourite was "Always keep a bottle of peach schnapps in the luggage locker (car boot) and a glass. You can't drink as you've got to drive her home, but she'll lap it up".
Questionable, but it works.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)
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