God you miserable little shit.
I bet it served you right when she did die (is she dead?).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:10, 1 reply)

i hope so
we burnt her.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, closed)

In that case she probably is.
They don't tend to mess about at the crem.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:16, closed)

I meant on bonfire night.
She wasn't very mobile so we confused her for the guy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:21, closed)

A lot of people did
Back in those days it was "Any hole's a goal" and you couldn't be too choosy. I heard your grandad was pleasantly surprised on their wedding night.

I may be sailing too close to the edge with this level of humour...sorry
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)

You're fine.
I don't come to B3ta to get all uppity and offended at bad taste jokes.

I leave that to others.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:58, closed)

You confused her for what guy?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:18, closed)