My gran was great
She used to look after my sister and me in the school holidays while my mum worked in a fruit and veg shop a few miles away. About half an hour before my mum was due to finish work she'd have us up at the front window which looked across the valley to the main road, every red car that passed she'd tell us was our mum coming home...until she tired of this after said half hour and tell us there must have been an accident and she was hurt or dead. She always reminded me of the granny out of George's Marvellous Medicine but with less redeeming features...
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:22, 4 replies)

fewer

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:22, closed)

I hate
the fact that I may be seen as a Dr accolyte for saying this, but:

I really like that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 20:50, closed)

Unless
There are still features, but they're rather less redeeming...
(RathanDog, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:18, closed)

The granny out of George's Marvellous Medicine,
with the mouth shaped like a dog's bottom?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:01, closed)