GrandparentsMy awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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On the subject of Harmless Old Person Racism.Picture the scene.
My slightly deaf grandma in hospital for the first time since giving birth to my dad's youngest sibling some 40 years ago gets a visit from my sister and myself.
Greetings are exchanged and she leans forward confidentially and says in stage whisper
'THEY HAVE BLACK DOCTORS NOW YOU KNOW'.
Pause.
Nervous glance around.
'ONLY THIS ONE WHAT SAW ME, HE WEREN'T SO MUCH BLACK AS MUCKY-LOOKING'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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Your gran is Mrs BradyAICMFP.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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Isn't this a Les Dawson joke from thirty years ago?You're the worst Les Dawson impersonator ever.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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