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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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Thank you for the expression:"smash some teenage pasties". That will stay with me forever, god bless you!
But: what the shaven fuck did you put in the Escort to get it to weigh 1.5 tons?
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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:29,
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Ok, maybe a slight overestimate....A ton sound about right? I don't fucking know....
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Depends how old an escortThey range from about 800kgs for the old mk1s up to 1200kgs ish for the late models.
So yeah, about a ton.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:18, closed)
She was a 'B' plate......so, Mark III?
Behold! Charleen. (Well, same colour/era, but she was a fatter 5-door bitch and had bunny blood on her front bumper...)
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