Guilty Laughs
Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.
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( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.
Suggested by SnowyTheRabbit
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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I wish I could laugh.
But I can't.
I was unloading the old dishwasher at the tip last weekend, you know how metal appliances often have just a folded metal edge at the back? Well, this started to cut into my fingers as the washer started to slide between them. As I felt the second finger being cut, my eagerness to put the bloody thing down overwhelmed my back. Almost a week later and I can almost sleep for three hours on the trot.
It turns out the drugs DO work, but only for a limited time.
So please, have a laugh at my expense, it looks like I've shat myself when I walk. And my balls ache for Britain (NOT Fern). That's got to be good enough for the question!
(Sneezing is even worse. Now THAT'S painfull.)
( , Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
But I can't.
I was unloading the old dishwasher at the tip last weekend, you know how metal appliances often have just a folded metal edge at the back? Well, this started to cut into my fingers as the washer started to slide between them. As I felt the second finger being cut, my eagerness to put the bloody thing down overwhelmed my back. Almost a week later and I can almost sleep for three hours on the trot.
It turns out the drugs DO work, but only for a limited time.
So please, have a laugh at my expense, it looks like I've shat myself when I walk. And my balls ache for Britain (NOT Fern). That's got to be good enough for the question!
(Sneezing is even worse. Now THAT'S painfull.)
( , Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
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