In about april this year...
...I was waiting at a crossing on a busy main road. The young lady in front of me thought it would be a good idea to trot across in front of a bus (the double-decker kind). Realising her plight she made a dash to get back on the pavement before me. I had occupied her space in her absence forcing her to knock into me and nearly be struck by the bus. Shocked as I was I didn’t think about controlling my mouth. The first word that came to mind automatically articulated…”Clumsy”. It wasn’t until she was giving me a proper dirty look did I notice I was laughing maniacally as well. Embarrassed? Yes. Woman nearly dies; something about it rubbed my kettle :-S oops
(frannyfrelston ...eyes bigger than belly; belly bigger than arse., Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)