I work the tills at McDonald's this summer
and, since temperatures are in the mindnumbingly hot around these parts occasionally, one of the most popular products on those days is the McFlurry.

Due to the masses who want one of these things we're usually sliding around the greasy floor trying to get them all done as fast as possible. One of my coworkers was squeezing past me to get to the chips when - *POW!* - he hit his head on one of machine's handles.

I only saw it out of the corner of my eye but it looked hilariously brutal! He was down instantly as if he'd been clotheslined, his legs ending up higher than the rest of his body before he lay there arms and legs pointing outwards. The collective "ooooomph" of an assembled crowd after the splat he made was something I hadn't heard in real life before and I was almost immediately suppressing the urge to laugh. Anyway, after checking he was ok I giggled for the rest of the afternoon.
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 19:32, Reply)