bringing up the rear
my aunt edna, known to the rest of the family as the queen of green, was having a little trouble with the local youths. her husband had been in the army before going mental and was fond of threatening to beat up the local kids. they, of course, took this as a damn good reason to harrass my aunt and uncle relentlessly. they loved congregating in the alleyway at the side of the house, making a noise and drinking, then throwing their empties into my aunt's garden.
when shopping with mum, we ran into my aunt and mum asks her how things are going. what she said will stay with me forever and caused me to wet myself a little in the middle of boots: "oh, it's terrible! i've got those damn teenagers stuck in my back passage every night!"
how the hell mum kept a straight face is beyond me. i laughed so hard i almost ruptured something!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 20:25, 1 reply)

Ha!
They were a pain in her arse.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 4:07, closed)